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Valco. Serves you right. I'm quite
nervous. Just say your line.

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Can she stop that now?

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If you can get it anywhere cheaper,
I'll come around and cook it myself.

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Red hot deals. We've got offers on
everything from booze to biscuits.

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Loads of two for ones. Service,
with a smile. We have fresh produce.

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Grown locally. Don't forget the Valco
tip. Am I getting paid for this?

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Valco... I wasn't ready.

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- Valco serves you right.
- Valco serves you right.

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Morning Margaret, love. Hey, it's
exciting this early start, isn't it?

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Everything looks different.
Are you alright, Margaret?

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I had a cup of coffee this morning to
help me get up and I'm feelin'

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a little buzzy bees.

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Aw... I like seeing everyone here.
It's like the Christmas party.

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Yeah, except I'm not holding
your hair back while you throw up.

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I'd had a bad mince pie. And 15 rum
and cokes. It was the mince pie.

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Today marks the beginning of me
getting back in the bosses' good books.

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Oh, I forgot, she hates you,
doesn't she? Bit harsh, Margaret.

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I wonder why we're in anyway?
Do you think we've won something?

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I'll tell you exactly why we're here.

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I heard about the same thing at ASDA
once.

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Of course you did.

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Boss called the staff in first thing
and told them

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"We're making some cuts.

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"There's 100 of you, only 50 jobs,
fight for it." And they did.

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One of their fishmongers were killed.

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That sounds like murder.
Sounds like bullshit.

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I'm sorry, what's all this about
again...? Don't worry Julie, flower.

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All will be revealed.
Come on, give me a hand up.

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Oh, meeting's started. No point
being late. Might as well miss it.

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We could have a little
meeting of our own? Don't think so.

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What would we even talk about?
No, I mean like a meeting. Oh yeah?

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Would it be like a sit down meeting?
However you want.

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Sat down, lay down, stood up.
Why don't I open my diary?

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See if I got room for your meeting?
OK, but hurry up.

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We haven't got long.
No, you idiot. Open my diary?

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Ah yeah, your diary is your fanny,
isn't it?

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Yeah, no, I get it now. Yes!

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OK, well how about I bring
a whiteboard to this meeting?

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Whiteboard?

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What does that even mean?
I don't know.

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Yeah, let's go then.

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You're hard work sometimes.

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Settle down.

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Now, you're probably all wondering
why I got you in here early?

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Let me firstly say, don't worry,
I'm not sacking anyone.

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I'm sure you all read the papers. You
know that it's a price war out there.

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It's true... I'm in my flow,
Julie. Sorry.

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People love our basic range,

49
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but every supermarket's got a basic
range.

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Are we gonna win this scrap by being
the same as everyone else?

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Are we heck?

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I would like you to
look in this bag. Oh!

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Isn't it exciting.
I told you we'd win something.

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Valco has got a secret
weapon in this war.

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And we're the lucky bastards that get
to trial it. What an honour it is...

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From today...

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Warrington Valco will be the only
major UK supermarket to have a

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range below the basic range.

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I give you the Valco No
Nonsense range.

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No nonsense baked
beans in tomato liquid.

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They look cracking, don't they?
Any questions so far?

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No.
She's had a coffee.

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You nearly done?
Jesus, give me a chance.

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I got to use my imagination
a bit here.

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I don't think we're meant to be
eating them. What?

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Look at the state of the new kid.

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What, there's nothing wrong with
him. I hate Goths. All that black.

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It brings me down. I'm a sunshine
person. He's not a Goth, he's Emo.

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I don't care what he is.

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He needs some vitamin D and a smile
on his face. He's depressing me.

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I've had many honours in my time,

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but head office choosing our branch
to trial this pisses on the lot.

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Anyway, before you run away...

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I don't want you to think that life
under me is all work and

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no play, so as of tomorrow, there
will be a pool table in the canteen.

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Brilliant. But, that's tomorrow.

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Today, we open the doors on a new
Valco. Ian, open the doors.

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You what? Open the bastard doors.
Right, yeah.

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Give us a sec,
I got the keys here, somewhere.

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You get the idea. Go to it, people.

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Found 'em.

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Morning.
Hello, Vic.

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What are you doin? Just checking my
lunch. Oh, what's this?

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A little love note from the mars.
"Sorry, hon, no crisps.

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"Think of the salt content."

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Bloody hell. I said it's private.

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I used to put notes in Alan's lunch
box. It just said, "Lunch."

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Boss, can I just say what
an honour it is to be

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working on a day like this.

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What? To be working on the day
the new Valco range comes out.

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I dreamt of this moment before.

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Is he taking the piss?
He's just enthusiastic.

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In the dream it was called
the Leighton range,

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but apart
from that it is exactly the same.

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Great. And if there is anything you
need, I'm right here.

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Actually, there's a point of sale
that needs putting

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up in the entrance for No Nonsense.

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I want it to be the first thing
people see when they come in.

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Really, the first thing?

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I want John customer to say "Great.
No Nonsense, about bastard time."

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You'll find the stuff in my office,
so...

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Right, don't worry,
I'm all over it. 6000%.

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12p, I tell you what, I'm gonna start
doing my shopping here from now on.

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Get me whole week's for 20 quid.
It looks disgusting.

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It looks like a sausage roll.
There's nothing wrong with it.

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Alright, eat it then. Fine.

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Ingredients - pork 9%.

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White pepper extract, sage extract,
gelatine, mechanical recovered meat.

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Mechanically recovered meat?
I'd rather eat my own arse.

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Have you got a big enough plate?
You cheeky bitch. LOL.

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Olives, halami, humerous,
artichokes.

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You know, I think you should drink
coffee more often,

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Margaret, you're like a machine.

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I know. Who would think coffee could
have such an effect?

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Well, it is a drug. What?
Coffee's a drug?

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Oh yeah, that's why I never touch
the stuff. Hugs, not drugs...

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that's my motto.

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So, I've spent all morning on drugs,
at work.

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I don't know who I am anymore.

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Yeah, you do seem like you've
changed.

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A bit more on edge, shifty eyes.

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I just hope today is not
random drug test day.

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Random drug test day?
Oh yeah, they do it every year.

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Come around, take a sample of urine.

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Find out who's hopped up on happy
pills. Who's chasing the dragon.

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What am I gonna do
if it's today, Andy? Oh!

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Please don't let them sack me.

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Don't worry Margaret,

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if they come around here I'll
piss in the pot for you.

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Oh, thank you, Andy. That is
so lovely of you.

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Ham, shitcake mushrooms, salami,
sundried potatoes.

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Oh! Colin! What?

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Alright, Leighturd? I keep telling
you, it's Leighton. Leighton.

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Settin' up the new display? Yeah.

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I've been entrusted to set up
the display for the new range,

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and I'm not sure,

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but I think it might be the proudest
moment of my life.

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Yeah. It probably is. See you
later...

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Leighturd. Leighton, it's Leighton.
It even says it on my badge.

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L, E, I, G, H... T, O, N. Leighton.

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Pass us some of that diced.

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Hey babes, don't have any of this
mince. Have some lettuce. Love, Emma.

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Wow, when did she put that there...?
It's not funny.

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Woah, Tommy Temper's here.

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What's the matter hon,
I just care about what you eat.

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Actually... How did
she put it there? No, Margaret...

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Just leave it, alright? Alright, I'm
only messin'. Don't, it's not funny.

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Don't go too quick on that thing.

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You don't want to get
done for speeding.

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I fancy I could outrun you on this.
Probably not wrong there, Vic.

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See you later.

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You've not touched your tea.

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It'll get cold, Linda,
and I'm not making you another one.

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Alright, God's sake.

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What the fuck? Mechanically
recovered sausage?

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How did that get there?

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What's so funny? Ah, nothin'.

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I'm just rememberin' a joke Andy
told me earlier. Alright.

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You'd have laughed. It were about
this dog called Pepperlegs.

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Alright, I don't think you should
have coffee full stop.

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It's driving you mad.

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I am Andy, I didn't tell you any
joke about a dog.

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I'm not talking about you.
I mean the new Andy.

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What new Andy? Him.

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No, no, no.
There's only one Andy here.

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Oi, oi! Yeah, you. Smiler.

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Don't think you can swan round here
with my name. What?

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I don't know what you're on about.
I'm Andy, all right?

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I am, ergo you're not.

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And it says here that you...
Have signed up at uni.

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If you're worried about the course,
I'd make sure my studying

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wouldn't interfere with my work.

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Valco would always come first. Do
you know what I think, Katie? What?

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I think you couldn't give a bull's
balls about Valco.

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You've signed up at uni,
need money for snakebite

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and there are no other jobs
out there. Absolutely not...

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Doesn't matter.

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Bottom line is it saves us
training up someone new

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and you're brighter than
some of the idiots I've seen.

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So...?

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Job's yours if you want it, love.

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I don't know what the big deal is.

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You can't have two people with the
same name working in the same place.

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It's madness. Loads of people with
the same name work together.

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Long before you started
we had two Lee's working here.

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Within a year
they destroyed each other.

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This is all part of Lorraine's plan
to undermine me. You're mad.

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I bet I wouldn't get
treated like this if I was a baker.

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00:12:31,867 --> 00:12:33,587
What about the Chuckle brothers?

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They've got the same name
and they work together.

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Hello, Julie.

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Oh, you can tell boss woman her
plan's not going to work.

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She won't force me out.
What? This new Andy. It won't work.

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I've got absolutely no idea what
you're talking about.

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Oh, sorry. I thought she'd be
keeping you in the loop.

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I guess we're both out in the cold.

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For your information,

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I'm a very valued member of the
management team.

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I bet she didn't tell you about the
pool table either, did she?

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Not that it's any of your business,
Andy, but I'm on a need-to-know...

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00:13:02,867 --> 00:13:06,347
executive managerial synergy.

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00:13:07,507 --> 00:13:10,347
Ah! I don't need to explain
myself to underlings.

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Bloody hell! All right, Katie.
Hi Lisa, you're looking well.

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Cheers, yeah.

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I had a stomach parasite last month
so I lost a stone. Great. Aw...

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Knew you'd be back. Cheers.

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00:13:32,107 --> 00:13:34,547
Yeah, I thought you'd last longer
than a few months though.

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No offence. It's not really
travelling that, is it?

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00:13:36,827 --> 00:13:40,347
It's more travelling than
you've done on that chair. All right!

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No need to get arsey.
See ya!

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00:13:44,827 --> 00:13:45,827
What?

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00:13:46,947 --> 00:13:49,947

 We found love in a hopeless place.

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 We found love in a hopeless place.

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00:13:54,307 --> 00:13:56,787

 We found love in a hopeless
place... 


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00:13:56,867 --> 00:13:58,227
You what?

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00:13:58,307 --> 00:14:01,987
What? A hopeless place?
Yeah, that's how it goes.

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00:14:02,067 --> 00:14:05,387
No, it's homeless place.
Homeless?!

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00:14:05,467 --> 00:14:07,867
Where did you get that from?
Well, the video.

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00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:10,267
She looks like a tramp,
doesn't she? Ah, Sue...

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00:14:10,347 --> 00:14:12,067
What the
bloody hell is a homeless place?

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00:14:12,147 --> 00:14:14,867
One of them shelters where
they give you free soup.

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00:14:14,947 --> 00:14:18,227
What's a hopeless place then?
Here with you!

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Completely bloody hopeless.

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 We found love in a hopeless place.

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 We found love in a hopeless
place. 


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Aw! That was nice.

227
00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:33,147
It was.

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00:14:34,227 --> 00:14:36,907
Well, well, well. Look who it is!

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00:14:36,987 --> 00:14:40,027
Oh, Katie! Well, you look different.

230
00:14:40,107 --> 00:14:42,787
You look so...

231
00:14:42,867 --> 00:14:44,747
What?

232
00:14:44,827 --> 00:14:47,747
Brown. Right,
yeah. I've still got my tan.

233
00:14:47,827 --> 00:14:50,347
So, how was the travelling?
What were your flight like?

234
00:14:50,427 --> 00:14:52,387
You weren't put in a Thai
jail, was ya?

235
00:14:52,467 --> 00:14:54,307
Ooh, I'm sorry. I've had a coffee.

236
00:14:54,387 --> 00:14:58,227
I'm a bit faster than
normal. Yeah, travelling was great.

237
00:14:58,307 --> 00:14:59,667
Got to see the world and that.

238
00:14:59,747 --> 00:15:02,267
What are you doing back here anyway?
Oh, I'm with my mum again.

239
00:15:02,347 --> 00:15:03,867
Start uni next week.

240
00:15:03,947 --> 00:15:07,707
Uni? Yeah. Studying psychology.
You should've come to me.

241
00:15:07,787 --> 00:15:10,747
I know more about the human mind
than any university.

242
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,747
Yeah, I did think about coming
to you first

243
00:15:12,827 --> 00:15:15,307
but I thought I'd learn
more from a professor than a butcher.

244
00:15:15,387 --> 00:15:19,347
You just missed Buggerlugs,
he's gone on his break. Oh, right.

245
00:15:19,427 --> 00:15:22,987
How is Kieran? Still the second
best butcher in Valco.

246
00:15:23,067 --> 00:15:25,587
How was his wedding?
Ah, it was brilliant! Brilliant!

247
00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:29,427
I was on top form. Made one
of his mates literally piss himself.

248
00:15:29,507 --> 00:15:31,867
So, are you coming back
here to work?

249
00:15:31,947 --> 00:15:33,627
Just had an interview with
the new govie.

250
00:15:33,707 --> 00:15:36,747
Oh, don't get me started on her. I'm
surprised she even interviewed you.

251
00:15:36,827 --> 00:15:38,947
I thought she was only
taking on people with my name.

252
00:15:39,027 --> 00:15:42,747
There's two Andy's now. Can you
believe it, Katie? Under one roof.

253
00:15:42,827 --> 00:15:44,867
No, I don't think I want to.

254
00:15:44,947 --> 00:15:49,067
Anyway, I best get going.
So, see you soon. Touch wood.

255
00:15:49,147 --> 00:15:52,947
- Oh, there's no wood. Oh!
- Close enough. Yeah.

256
00:15:53,027 --> 00:15:54,227
I'll see ya later.

257
00:15:55,307 --> 00:15:58,067
Paying nine grand a year to study
psychology.

258
00:15:58,147 --> 00:16:00,067
I'd have done it for nowt.

259
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,667
"NO SENSE".
What happened to the middle bit?

260
00:16:07,747 --> 00:16:10,467
Some of the letters were missing
so I thought I'd use initiative.

261
00:16:10,547 --> 00:16:12,307
How the
frig is that using initiative?

262
00:16:12,387 --> 00:16:15,027
Well, it's a good question.
Thank you for asking. Erm...

263
00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:17,267
Well, I thought
since it can't say "NO NONSENSE"

264
00:16:17,347 --> 00:16:20,467
I thought I might just leave a gap
here so it looks like

265
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,467
"NO" nothing "SENSE".

266
00:16:22,547 --> 00:16:24,267
Which is pretty similar to
"NO NONSENSE"

267
00:16:24,347 --> 00:16:26,107
and I don't want to get carried away

268
00:16:26,187 --> 00:16:29,067
but maybe we should suggest that all
branches do it like that.

269
00:16:29,147 --> 00:16:32,507
Yeah, I'll phone head office now.
You do that.

270
00:16:32,587 --> 00:16:35,427
Can I go out and call my mum?
I've got to call my mum.

271
00:16:37,187 --> 00:16:41,587
Any thicker and we could sell him
as double cream.

272
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,787
Oh... Out with it.

273
00:16:43,867 --> 00:16:47,747
Oh, it's nothing.
Doesn't sound like nothing.

274
00:16:47,827 --> 00:16:51,627
Well, I feel like I'm
out of the loop.

275
00:16:51,707 --> 00:16:55,827
I'm a deputy manager. I belong in
the loop, right in the middle of it.

276
00:16:55,907 --> 00:16:58,907
If this is about the new range,
that was from head office.

277
00:16:58,987 --> 00:17:02,147
But what about the new pool table?

278
00:17:02,227 --> 00:17:04,827
I wasn't consulted on that either.

279
00:17:04,907 --> 00:17:07,027
You're quite right, flower.

280
00:17:07,107 --> 00:17:11,187
I should've told you about the new
range. You're my number two.

281
00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:15,067
Thanks. Well you don't have
to worry about the pool table.

282
00:17:15,147 --> 00:17:16,867
Let's just keep that shower happy.

283
00:17:16,947 --> 00:17:20,107
It's the oldest management
trick in the book. Oh, really?

284
00:17:20,187 --> 00:17:23,027
Mm-hm, did the same at Iceland.
First week, bought them a ball.

285
00:17:24,147 --> 00:17:26,347
They'd have marched into hell for me
after that.

286
00:17:26,427 --> 00:17:29,907
From now on
we're a management team. Go team!

287
00:17:31,347 --> 00:17:33,587
Yeah. See you later.
That was a high...

288
00:17:35,427 --> 00:17:37,427
Bye.

289
00:17:41,107 --> 00:17:45,067
Kieran. Katie! Hi! Jesus!

290
00:17:47,747 --> 00:17:50,907
You look... God! How long you
been back? I've moved back.

291
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:54,907
Start uni next week, so...
Uni? Mm-hm. Oh! Ah, shut up.

292
00:17:54,987 --> 00:17:58,987
Well, what are you doing here?
Just been for an interview.

293
00:17:59,067 --> 00:18:01,787
Really? What? And you were going to
go without saying hello?

294
00:18:01,867 --> 00:18:05,147
Oh, I went past the meat counter
but you weren't there so I was...

295
00:18:05,227 --> 00:18:08,187
I thought you were meant to be gone
six months. What happened? Nothing.

296
00:18:08,267 --> 00:18:09,827
It was great. I had a brilliant time.

297
00:18:09,907 --> 00:18:11,787
Enjoyed seeing the sights and that...
But?

298
00:18:11,867 --> 00:18:13,267
It was just a bit annoying.

299
00:18:13,347 --> 00:18:16,387
There was a lot of rich
kids on their gap years, you know.

300
00:18:16,467 --> 00:18:18,747
Did me head in, so... What? And
you're coming back here?

301
00:18:18,827 --> 00:18:19,867
HERE here, to work?

302
00:18:19,947 --> 00:18:23,187
- Old job's mine if I want it.
- Woo-hoo Ah, it'll be fun.

303
00:18:23,267 --> 00:18:25,587
Well, I've got to pay my student
loan somehow. What?

304
00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:28,987
River Island turn you down then?
Funny.

305
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,587
Yeah, they did actually.

306
00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:33,307
Ah... It's not so bad working here.
Mm-hm, I suppose.

307
00:18:33,387 --> 00:18:34,947
Although I've got to buy
a new uniform.

308
00:18:35,027 --> 00:18:36,907
Set fire to the old one
when I was pissed.

309
00:18:36,987 --> 00:18:40,707
I better go
but I'll see you soon.

310
00:18:42,067 --> 00:18:46,907
I hear you tied the knot then?
Yeah, all married up now.

311
00:18:46,987 --> 00:18:50,427
Under the wha-tush!
Aw, congratulations, mate!

312
00:18:50,507 --> 00:18:54,107
I best erm...
I'd better go, anyway. See ya.

313
00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:57,107
OW! Sorry.

314
00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:03,827
And she said, "If both your hands
are on my shoulders,

315
00:19:03,907 --> 00:19:05,547
"what's that sticking in me back?"

316
00:19:07,867 --> 00:19:09,427
Here he is.

317
00:19:12,387 --> 00:19:14,587
Can I have a word, Lorraine?

318
00:19:17,627 --> 00:19:19,387
Go on, back to work.

319
00:19:22,867 --> 00:19:25,707
I just thought you should know...
I know what you're doing.

320
00:19:25,787 --> 00:19:28,707
What the frig are you on about now?
This new kid.

321
00:19:28,787 --> 00:19:30,907
Bringing in someone in my name
so I'll jump ship.

322
00:19:30,987 --> 00:19:33,027
I bet you wouldn't bring in another
Sharon, would ya?

323
00:19:33,107 --> 00:19:35,067
Andy, for the love of God,
look at me.

324
00:19:35,147 --> 00:19:37,987
Do I look like a woman who doesn't
know how to sack someone?

325
00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:40,907
If I wanted you out,
believe me you would know about it.

326
00:19:40,987 --> 00:19:42,987
I'd have you
crying like a little baby.

327
00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:47,067
I can't work with another Andy,
it's insane. Jesus!

328
00:19:47,147 --> 00:19:49,827
You've never heard of a nickname?

329
00:19:49,907 --> 00:19:53,027
Good idea! Thanks.
Yeah, I'll do that.

330
00:19:55,147 --> 00:19:57,467
Anything else? Any other
emergencies? No, that's all.

331
00:19:57,547 --> 00:19:58,547
Cheers, boss.

332
00:20:04,027 --> 00:20:07,307
Yes! Get in there!

333
00:20:07,387 --> 00:20:13,027
What about Black Hair? Raven. Nah,
that's not right. Black-Haired Boy.

334
00:20:13,107 --> 00:20:17,507
Goth Boy.
Closer but... It's not quite right.

335
00:20:17,587 --> 00:20:20,627
The Boy With The Black Hair.
Sounds like a bloody book, Margaret.

336
00:20:21,867 --> 00:20:26,107
I've got it.
From now on you are Andrew.

337
00:20:27,987 --> 00:20:30,387
Well, I'm not an Andrew.
My name's just Andy.

338
00:20:30,467 --> 00:20:34,747
It's Andrew or it's ten rounds with
me in the warehouse. Fine. Whatever.

339
00:20:34,827 --> 00:20:35,787
I'm Andrew.

340
00:20:37,587 --> 00:20:39,667
Cheer up.

341
00:20:39,747 --> 00:20:43,787
Hey, you'll never guess who you've
just missed. Erm... Gary Barlow? No.

342
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:47,227
Katie? Yeah, well how did you...?
I've just seen her. Oh.

343
00:20:47,307 --> 00:20:50,587
What did you say
Gary Barlow for then? Is he here?

344
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:56,107
- It was just a joke, Margaret. Oh!
- Oh, yeah. Yeah, Gary Barlow.

345
00:20:57,227 --> 00:20:59,987
Has that coffee worn off yet?
Oh, I think so.

346
00:21:00,067 --> 00:21:03,667
I won't be doing that again. All day
I felt like I'd been in a car chase.

347
00:21:03,747 --> 00:21:06,787
You know you can get decaf?
Well that's what I have.

348
00:21:06,867 --> 00:21:10,907
I only ever have decaf. Won't have
that other stuff - sends you mad!

349
00:21:18,547 --> 00:21:21,627
Good. Good. Yes, good.

350
00:21:23,587 --> 00:21:25,947
Quick pint? Yeah! Oh, wait.
No, I can't actually.

351
00:21:26,027 --> 00:21:28,107
I promised I'd paint the bathroom.
Jesus.

352
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:30,867
Why don't you just tuck it between
your legs and have done with it?

353
00:21:30,947 --> 00:21:32,347
Oi, Andrew mate. Don't worry.

354
00:21:32,427 --> 00:21:35,667
Your new name badge will be here by
the end of the week. See you later.

355
00:21:43,307 --> 00:21:45,467
Night-night, Dave. Night, Margaret.

356
00:21:45,517 --> 00:21:50,067
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